I Shall Not Tell Lies: Archive

thexcolexkiller:

I don’t know why but this serial killer shit is interesting. I’m really into this shit. My top 5 are,

1. Jeffrey Dahmer

2. Ted Bundry

3. Jack The Ripper

4. OJ

5. Albert Fish

They made an art out of what they did. I really like Jack The Ripper because he is so mysterious, not much is known…

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Radio: I threw a wish in the well. Don't ask me, I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way.
Me: No.
Radio: I'd trade my soul for a wish. Pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way.
Me: Shhh.
Radio: Your stare was holdin'. Ripped jeans, skin was showin'.
Me: ...
Radio: Hot night, wind was blowin'.
Me: WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY.

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So I seriously had a dream last night that I had sex with one of the cenobites from Hellraiser. What the actual fuck.

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#hellraiser #pinhead #sex #sex dream #wtf #cenobites

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riddlemehiddleston:

cat-adores-loki:

anearlywitch:

Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing.

bruce wayne is batman

son of a bitch

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tltty:

i only like people that like me back which explains why I don’t like a lot of people

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peetatoast:

divergent—mockingjays:

thelifesavingparachute:

bitcheslovethejaw:

When people say “The Hunger Games 2”

When people ask “Team Gale or Team Peeta?”

When people say “I hate The Hunger Games.”

When people say it’s “The next Twilight.”

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Don't ever hesitate. There's hope.

Dominos Pizza: 1-(734) 930-3030
Papa John's: 1-(877)-547-7272
Pizza Hut: 1-(800)-948-8488

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#meme #cinderella

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Charges

thejamesholmes:

James Holmes faces 142 counts - 24 counts of first degree murder and 116 counts of attempted murder in the first degree.

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Good bands: Hey let's all get together and go on tour
Good bands: But let's ignore this side of the country
Good bands: Or this whole country
Good bands: lol

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why is it called a training bra

what are you training for

the bra olympics

the boob championships

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER TO REBLOG THIS OMG

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jzul:

satans-testicle:

You’re human, you made a human mistake. You did a terrible thing, it doesn’t mean you’re a terrible person.

words of wisdom from satans testicle

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