May 2013
screwsociety:
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
egobus:
I’m sorry but I don’t care who you are, what you look like, or what you’ve been through because of who you are - nothing gives you an excuse to bully innocent people or make them feel like shit because of who they are
cosmo tip #692
expertcosmotips:
tell him his dick should be on america’s next top model
Send me a URL and I will talk about them
Anonymous asked: Purple, Green and Grey
4 tags
PLEASE DO THIS I AM SO BORED
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
Resons I love marching band people
guardconfessions:
cbnh239:
1) They are super competitive but when you meet some from another school they act like they’ve known them your whole life
2) They all have a good sense of humor
3)they can be the quietest people in class but be the loudest in band
4) we all hate the same people
5)They’re not popular and proud of it
6)They work hard
7)They’re weird and unashamed...
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
flawlesstrueperfection:
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
221bec:
professionalmisandrist:
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
marchingbandmadnesss:
it doesn’t matter how many years you’ve been in band.
if you have a shitty personality, you’re going to be a shitty section leader too.
tardiswanted:
saphire-dance:
I Reblogged That For You: A Story of Internet Friendship
Why the Fuck Did You Reblog That From Someone Else: A Story of pain and betrayal
strawberrydaydreams:
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
morristibbs:
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
christinesinclutch:
do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face
My reaction to 99% of everyones Facebook status:
laugh-addict:
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dizzyfeet26 asked: i'd love to take that roadtrip :)
Anonymous asked: Brooklyn was over a month ago. He's in Prague soon for Child 44.
jaredhower:
i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much
